Protective Safety Goggles

$9.95

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Remember the stunning good looks of your high school chemistry teacher? That chiseled jaw, quivering mustache and breathtaking baby browns hidden behind the alluring curve of full-frame safety goggles?
Well, we’ve got those goggles.

*This product is factory sanitized and sealed and is a non-returnable product due to hygiene protocol.

Description

Remember the stunning good looks of your high school chemistry teacher? That chiseled jaw, quiveringmustache and breathtaking baby browns hidden behind the alluring curve of full-frame safety goggles?

Well, we’ve got those goggles.

To make these ultra-exclusive creations, we sent our engineers back to the lab. Not to design some new mind-blowing Eagle Eyes lens technology, but to basically just grab the protective eyewear they wear in the lab.

Then we said to them, “Hey! Come back out here! And bring the goggles with you!”

It’s 2020. Things are different now. Sleek fashion eyewear is out, Mr. Harper's sophomore-year chemistry class is in.

So, be like Mr. Harper titrating some analyte into an Erlenmeyer flask, and wear protection.

Features

• Soft, flexible PVC design fits comfortably over most prescription eyewear (even Mr. Harper’s horn-rims).
• Anti-fog coating fights condensation when things get hot and/or steamy.
• Durable polycarbonate lenses protect you from flying lawn clippings, an unexpected splash of dihydrogen monoxide and other airborne particulates.
• Fashion-backward style that’s sure to make you the envy of any chess club, band camp or mathelete social event.